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Jack’s mother said, ‘We’re stony broke!’

‘Go out and find some wealthy bloke

‘Who’ll buy our cow.’ just say she’s sound

‘But don’t you dare to let him know

‘That she’s as old as billy-o.’

Jack led the old brown cow away,

And came back later in the day,

And said, ‘Oh mumsie dear, guess what

‘Your clever little boy has got.

‘I got, I really don’t know how,

‘A supertrade-in for our cow.’

The mother said,’You little creep,

‘I’ll bet you sold her much too cheap.’

When Jack produced one lousy bean,

His startled mother turning green,

Leaped high up in the air and cried,

‘I’m absolutely stupefied!’

‘You crazy boy! D’you really mean

‘You sold our Daisy for a bean?’

She snatched the bean. She yelled,’You chump!’

And flung it on the rubbish-dump.

Then summoning up all her power,

She beat the boy for half an hour,

Using (and nothing could be meaner)

The handle of vacuum-cleaner.

At ten p.m. or thereabout,

The little bean began to sprout. Read the rest of this entry »

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